For your morning amusement

[alonewiththemoon]

Teenager finds baby bat in her bra

A teenager was stunned to find that a baby bat had been curled up inside her bra for five hours - as she was wearing it.

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"I keep thinking how could I have not known it was there?" Miss Hawkins said. "I will certainly be checking my bras every morning from now on."

(of course, I am picturing the goth variety of baby bat curled up against this woman ;-)  I'm glad she reacted so well, though.  And I'm glad the UK doesn't have the same rabies concerns that the US does, or the story would have had a sadder ending.)

Comments

[meddevi.livejournal.com]

ROFLMAO...I bet peregrinekt planted it there ;) I wonder if his name was Bert...

[iterum.livejournal.com]

"...the animals roost anywhere that appears dark and safe."

Just like goths, so I recommend checking your bras for those, too, ladies.

[talesinsdaughtr.livejournal.com]

But what if you _are_ the goth in your bra?

[iterum.livejournal.com]

Then presumably you'd already know.

[bintblue.livejournal.com]

So funny. Forwarded to my bat loving pal.

[mistresshellena.livejournal.com]

RAD! heh.