holiday weekend aftermath conversation

Dear body,

I know you took the weekend off, but seriously, it's time to get back to work now.  Don't try to tell me you don't know how to do this stuff, because I know you do, and I also know for a fact that you have one right foot and one left foot, not two left feet.  So please wake up and shape up.

kindest regards,

brain



Dear brain,

Regarding your last communication, I would be able to do my job much better if you would just chill out and stop overthinking everything.  Trust me to know what I'm doing, and we'll do okay.  I know I'm a little sluggish but really you're just interfering at this point and it's not helping.

hugs and kisses,

body