childish humor for the day

[alonewiththemoon]

A while back I created an account at the Telegraph UK website so that I could search the archives.  As a result, I get the Telegraph's Expat emails with news from my "home" country.  The following two headlines were right next to each other in today's email, I can't imagine somebody didn't do this on purpose:

•	Club tells pensioner to break wind outside - A retired bus driver who has drunk in the same social club for 20 years has been told to step outside when he breaks wind, because his flatulence is "disgusting" other customers.
•	Britain is getting a lot warmer and windier  - Hilaryn Benn, the Environment Secretary, is to declare that Britain has warmed significantly in the past 30 years and violent storms are a regular occurrence.

Hee :-)