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[alonewiththemoon]

god i am so sick of the smell of roses

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[panzerkunst.livejournal.com]

I am so sick of diamond advertisements.

[fajera-danse.livejournal.com]

is it the smell of roses, or the smell of Baby's Breath (ICK!!)

[alonewiththemoon]

It's the BPAL oil I put on this morning, it is just way too rosy for me!

[julishka.livejournal.com]

are there miracles happening left and right around you?

[alonewiththemoon]

Badriya the Astonishing, that's me!

Hmm, I didn't realize how much my post sounded like a good opening line for a book or a movie about a reluctant saint... "God, I am so sick of the smell of roses. Another leper healed, another pair of crutches cast aside, but that damn smell permeating everything around me until I could choke on it..."

[ayun.livejournal.com]

It sounded to me like the bitter musings of the single receptionist in the office accepting flower delivery after flower delivery on or near Valentine's Day.

But then, I've been watching The Office all night...

[fusion-waste.livejournal.com]

That is brilliant. You should write that short story.

[bluemoonsaga.livejournal.com]

i suppose this isn't the time to say i love roses?? bb

[alonewiththemoon]

You can have 'em, they're all yours! ;-) I don't mind the smell of roses on a rose, I'm just very not crazy about the smell of roses on me.

[subatomicsatan.livejournal.com]

OK, i'll stop farting, then.

[developer.livejournal.com]

LMAO

[panzerkunst.livejournal.com]

LIES!

[shnells.livejournal.com]

rose perfume is such a tricky thing! it's so easy to dab too much on and it's yourself that ends up getting overwhelmed by it. i have discovered that just dabbing the teeniest amount on each wrist is the way to go.

also i dilute it with water and spritz a little into my hair after i wash it. that way it's subtle but still smells great.

[damiel.livejournal.com]

Hahaha!

I thought this sounded like an auspicious beginning to a great Dorothy Parker poem.