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[alonewiththemoon]

More Lost internet goodness--The Widmore Group...

And oh look, Locke's dad is on the board of directors.

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hahah

[brigid.livejournal.com]

Widmore Immaculate Conception* Pregnancy
Test: As reliable as our regular test, but with
the added reading of the DNA markers 5, 8,15,
23, and 54 which are indicative of irregular
paternity. Available in institutional packaging
only.

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[alonewiththemoon]

and:

Widmore Laboratories produces a full line of
grocery items. From salad dressings to frozen food
you can be assured of quality, freshness and great
taste. We package under our Infinity label, as well
as supermarket and drug store private labels.

We have also developed specialty line of grocery
products specifically designed for research facilities
and remote locations. We have specially designed
formulas for both Arctic temperatures and also
formulas to withstand the heat and humidity of
tropical locations. They have a long shelf life, even
after opening, but stay nutritious and tasty.